EP: wifisfuneral – EV3RYTHING SUCKS

The Alamo Records Signee Delivers a Cerebral 7-Track, Shares the Colorful Video for EP Highlight “Split”

Critical Praise:

XXL Freshman, Class of 2018

“[wifisfuneral] displays an impressive array of verbal acrobatics, showing off masterful breath control and a rapid fire flow.”  – Pitchfork

“He’s synthesized the regionless, borderless world of the internet age from which he takes his name, while lacing it with a narcotically addictive flow and a distinct ear for melody that’s allowed him to develop while others stagnate.” – NOISEY

“The young rapper has a wide range of skills, from agile raps and bass-heavy tracks to dark and moody slow-burners, and his unpredictability is part of his appeal” – Pigeons & Planes

The EP:

Rhyming with wit and clarity about his struggles with fame and addiction, Florida rapper wifisfuneral pours his soul into his music. Continuing his story with the latest volume in the Ethernet series, wifi drops EV3RYTHING SUCKS, a new EP. The follow-up to 2018’s standout Ethernet Vol. 1 mixtape and last summer’s Ethernet 2 EPEV3RYTHING SUCKS (abbreviated to E3) finds the Palm Beach County rapper alternating flex-heavy anthems like recent single Peace Sign” or “It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane!”, with reflective tracks like EP intro “All Bones.” On EP highlight “What You Made Me,” wifi displays a facility with auto-tuned melody, his candy-coated melodies providing a stark contrast with his bleak worldview. Featuring production from NVBEEL, GRiMM Doza, and Cxdy (of Internet Money), and guest appearances from YBN Nahmir and Rachet RoachE3 arrives on December 18th via Alamo Records.

To accompany the EP, wifi shares Split,” a new music video. Produced by $K & VSN, “Split” finds wifi riding a melodic cadence, stressing his unique lane in the rap game: “I play for keeps, ain’t for the weak, I’m on my own shit.” In the video, wifi raps in front of a series of colorful backdrops, showcasing his quiet charisma.

E3 caps off a busy year for wifi, marked by two headlining tours, three projects, and numerous collaborations with up-and-coming rappers. In June, wifi dropped Ethernet 2, an emotionally bare examination of his fraught mental state, with bright sonics that bely the heavy subject matter powering singles like “run?” (5.3 million Spotify streams). At the top of the year, wifi teamed up with Robb Bank$ for Conn3t3d, an 11-track collab project that fueled a nationwide tour. Most recently, wifi hopped on “Baretta,” an anthem by rising Floridian $not, which racked up over 6 million combined streams on SoundCloud and Spotify.

Buy/Stream EV3RYTHING SUCKS EP: http://smarturl.it/ev3rythingsucks

Watch “Split”: https://youtu.be/XGiDoQOKtSg


  1. All Bones
  2. It’s A Bird! It’s a Plane! (feat. Rocket Roach)
  3. Peace Sign ft. YBN Nahmir
  4. What You Made Me
  5. Split
  6. Slide
  7. Stick

Please contact Michelle or Scott for more info.

The Background:

22-year-old South Florida rapper wifisfuneral has taken his dark sonics, mature-beyond-his-years lyrics, and trunk rattling bass from the streets of Palm Beach to the world, amassing over 1.7 million monthly listeners on Spotify and over 700,000 followers on various social media platforms. wifisfuneral’s growth has been organic and cult-like, with his fans spreading his music like wildfire with each and every release. With virtually zero promotion other than his social media presence, wifisfuneral’s independent projects Black Heart Revenge (May 27th, 2016) and When Hell Falls (January 27, 2017) reached #69 and #17 on the iTunes hip-hop charts respectively, resulting in a label deal with Alamo and Interscope Records. His major label debut mixtape, Boy Who Cried Wolf, received critical acclaim, with two of the tracks earning placement in the Spotify’s coveted Most Necessary playlist. His latest mixtape, Ethernet, was released in June 2018 via Alamo Records. In 2018, wifisfuneral was officially named to the XXL Freshman List and reached #1 on YouTube’s trending chart. In 2019, wifi headlined two nationwide tours, released two follow-up EPs to Ethernet, and collaborated with Robb Bank$ on the Conn3ct3d project.


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Bio, photos, music, and more for wifisfuneral can be found at www.audibletreats.com/wifisfuneral

EV3RYTHING SUCKS EP: http://smarturl.it/ev3rythingsucks

“Split”: https://youtu.be/XGiDoQOKtSg

“Peace Sign” ft. YBN Nahmir: http://smarturl.it/wifipeacesign

Ethernet 2https://smarturl.it/ethernet2

“wya pt. 2”: https://smarturl.it/wya2 / https://soundcloud.com/wifisfuneral/wya2 / https://youtu.be/5bjNTPbd8S4

“Alone As A Facetat”: https://youtu.be/9t2a0gp5g5E

“run?”: http://smarturl.it/run


Ethernet Soundcloud | Spotify | iTunes